Anna Eila

It’s unbelievable how much work goes into having a mid physique and relatively clean house

before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate

“I don’t have a dog in this fight” : normal, if grim “I don’t have a horse in this race” : less common, but meaning obvious “I don’t have a dog in this race” : subverts expectations; strong imagery “I don’t have a horse in this fight” : spellbinding, transcendent synthesis

in light of recent events i have decided to become evil

ohh my god you're a verb guy? should we tell? should we throw? should we invite

I can play it by ear if I have advance notice that we are going to be playing it by ear

remember: when a band skips your city on tour it is always personal and they always hate you specifically

a second coconut has hit the context of all in which you live and what came before

neither of these candidates are existing in the context of all in which they live

the worst parts of a breakup are 1. right after 2. 4 years later when you find a perfect meme that only they will find funny

There is absolutely no reason that “spring forward” shouldn’t happen on a Monday at 4pm.

me: what’s the last episode of this show that I watched hulu: I don’t see how that’s any of your business

None of your emails are finding me well

Underappreciated aspect of the Clinton/Bush years is how much of it was rainforest themed. You could expect toucans and spider monkeys to show up in any cartoon, cereal commercial, or GBA tie-in game. Try launching a biome-themed restaurant today and you'll be laughed out of town

never in my 3 days of trading have I ever seen anything like this