AntiSocialMediaMan

@thatwoman_is What blog?

I had a coupon, so I treated myself to a blowjob for the first time since October. I feel like a million bucks!

and it all sucks assholes

I just got the Mac Heist bundle. 7 Top apps worth $260+ for just $20 and got 3 cool bonus apps free! http://bit.ly/heist-it

@jayreatard http://twitpic.com/skjh4 - Guess you won't be needin' that flannel anymore...

@sethteel Sorry, that was me.

Santa is a communist. His gift giving is really a plot to redistribute the world's wealth. Think about it. Plus, he wears a RED suit. #tcot

My favorite ringtone: http://audio.brajeshwar.com/angry-ring-ring.mp3

Christmas is socialism. Think about it.

Just found out I've got swine flu. Time to go to Walmart.

My #followfriday recommendation for you: @JimGoad, my brother from another mother.

ACORN put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp. #acornfacts

Glenn Beck raped and murdered an ACORN volunteer in 1990. #acornfacts

ACORN gave me herpes. #acornfacts

Dropped my goddamned phone in the toilet again.

Oh yeah and @JimGoad, too! #ff #followfriday

If you're not following @ShitMyDadSays and @ZODIAC_MF, you suck. Plain and simple. #ff #followfriday

Wondering when the first mass shooting at a tweetup will occur.