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Vengo a renovar el DNI con una foto de hace seis meses y me dice el policía de turno que la foto es la misma que tengo en el DNI de hace años y que me parezco mucho que tengo que sacarme otra foto, ¿quizás se parece porque soy yo? De traca

cuando ya calculaste cuántas horas vas a dormir, pero no te puedes dormir y el número va bajando

Quan descobreixin que hi ha vida més enllà de l’anglès…

these cats are likely debating if the new court order allows them to meow.

bml was so kind and generous to allow me to pay my icloud subscription of USD9.99 today #grateful for the small joys in life alhamdhulillah

Whichever Apple engineer invented randomly making your alarms go silent needs to be fired

Peak europoor is having to dry our clothes like this in my living room

may noah schnapp never see employment in his life again, amen

yall don't smoke enough cigarettes that's why u cant advance socially w all due respect

less than a month left 🙏

fuck you.

That meeting gave us hope. We’ve waited patiently ever since, believing a solution would come. But it’s been more than a month now and still, nothing. Just more talk. The Euro keeps rising, and we’re barely getting by. Scholarship students still haven’t been paid, and schools are growing increasingly frustrated. Some students are now facing expulsion or being forced to leave. It feels like all the promises were just for show. We’re in crisis, and it’s getting harder every day. How much longer are we expected to wait? @MoHEmv @MMuizzu @HucenSembe @presidencymv @min_mohe

i love angagadha taxi drivers, I remember this one driver who crashed out like "ey dhen milhaa magu bandhu kohgen keehtha mi kurany" and i started howlin and went "balaaeh beybey" 😭 RIGHT AFTER THAT HE WENT "kokko rangalhah kiyavachey olvls ah, insha allah faas vaane"

whoever made this stupid fucking button needs dealt with immediately

Spanish Broadcast of #Eurovision STARTING LIKE THIS. 🇪🇸🇵🇸 #EurovisionSongContest