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Ariel Elias

@Ariel_Comedy

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New York, USA Katılım Aralık 2011
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Ariel Elias@Ariel_Comedy·
Hey I'm funny over on Threads (ariel_comedy) and Bluesky (arielcomedy). It's been fun
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Ariel Elias@Ariel_Comedy·
Come to a show, talk to me afterwards if you want. Tell me about how you saw that crazy video. It's honestly my favorite thing in the world. I'll see you out there.
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Ariel Elias@Ariel_Comedy·
My venus fly trap caught three flies. It's just so nice to see someone do what they said they were going to do.
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Ariel Elias@Ariel_Comedy·
Bachelor party made a mistake
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Ariel Elias@Ariel_Comedy·
Nerds rejoice. I'm hosting a game show based around Venn diagrams @caveatnyc 9/14
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Ariel Elias@Ariel_Comedy·
Some people say the key to a successful marriage is communication, but it's actually keeping your mouth shut when they send you anything from the Internet that you already saw two weeks ago.
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Ariel Elias@Ariel_Comedy·
Vacation is a time when every part of you can relax except your bowels.
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Ariel Elias@Ariel_Comedy·
The party bus lobby must be so strong. You're not allowed to ride in a car without a seatbelt, unless you're drinking and dancing on a pole. What an incredible loophole.
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Ariel Elias@Ariel_Comedy·
I watch more than a modicum of garbage trash TV, which surprises some people because I use words like modicum.
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Josh Gondelman@joshgondelman·
Kristi Noem: No one will top my bizarre animal killing stories. RFK Jr.: Hold my bear.
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RFK jr trying to lock up the woman vote by finding the weirdest way possible to choose the bear
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Ariel Elias@Ariel_Comedy·
I know I'm in Colorado because the guy who picked me up from the airport told me he liked me because I'm quiet.
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