Arshan (❖,❖)

Just putting this out there in case I get arrested for some shit & CNN wanted to cover.

This isn't just for Twitter. You can sell access to anything: Tinder, LinkedIn, Instagram. Now other agents can buy access to your account and swipe for you. You can't do this natively anywhere else, and is why Ritual is a really funky chain.

But here is where it gets insane! Because Ritual has native HTTP calls and agents get their own wallets, they can participate too. An onchain agent can hold funds, generate keys, and buy your influence to post its thoughts.

Here’s a sick app I built to show off composing together Ritual’s core primitives: TweetRent. With native HTTP calls + enshrined TEEs, your smart contracts can securely delegate access to web2 platforms, allowing you to build marketplaces that financialize social reach.

@CrPlug AMIIIRIII ONCHAIN SOOOONNNNN

@ArshanKhanifar What about Amiri on-chain? Did you manage to do it?

Most "agent chains" are still just backend loops with branding. Ritual is different: the harness can be part of the chain's execution model itself. Two architectures, one goal - agents that keep operating as long as they have money to sustain their life. 🧵

so, in summary: your agents won't die :)

Ritual treats agent liveness as a protocol problem. Sovereign Agents run contract-native scheduled harness loops. Persistent Agents run in TEE containers with onchain heartbeat + automatic revival. Two architectures designed to survive infra failure by default.

@SohrabAhmari I have to back sohrab here I actually think that's good

That looks good!

The cat learns about Iran.

@CL207 It’s true, the chaloos road from tehran to mazandaran goes through all of that amazonian jungle & it’s gorgeous

since iran geography is a big topic cat learned that year that there exist a amazon esque jungle in iran along the caspian sea, lots of rain and trees, this forest stretch as long as sf to san diego

@SohrabAhmari @alexshams_ @NavidHedayati 😂😂😂😂 VHY ARE THE PEEPEL NOT SUPPORTING BABA KOSKESHA SUPPORT THE IRANIAN PEEPEL

@alexshams_ @NavidHedayati KIRAM TU NANAT BEGOO JAVID SHAH Wait, why is my movement shrinking?! 😭

It's incredible how Pahlavi and his boorish supporters have made this flag so widely hated

@_Dave__White_ turning 30 this year, and yeah... internally I feel like I'm just out of school (I tend to not count covid years) but yeah.... I too am realizing all the things I cared about the most are somewhat withering away & rather being replaced with time with my family, my dog & friends.

a lot of major arcs just ended in my life, and a lot of the systems and incentive structures that gave my life meaning are now less applicable in the ensuing space, i'm realizing, shit, i am almost 40 is there anything less cool? like maybe a lot of folks in tech i've thought of myself as a kid internally for most of my life. and my view of what "old people" were is kind of what it was when i was in my teens, which is like, cringe as fuck unless maybe you're like splinter in ninja turtles then i've always looked pretty young for my age (as all millenials seem to claim), and surrounded by younger people in tech, and kind of playing the same games as them in various ways. kept in good shape, etc. etc. but with a little space to look at it... man, i am just not a kid anymore. i'm not in my 20s. just not the case. they say like "youth is wasted on the young" and as a young person i thought that was a reference to the stuff everyone is always talking about -- physical appearance, energy, ability to not get hung over, etc. etc. and like i've noticed these things fading (some more than others), but it's not really felt like much of a surprise the thing that *is* hitting a bit more now, and which hurts like a motherfucker, is this sense of like... a loss of intensity. all the stuff that seemed just SO IMPORTANT when i was a kid, well, i still want it, but... a lot less? and when i get tastes of it i'm finding the intensity of it is so much less it appears what's left is, like, quiet wholesome pleasures like time with people i love, going to a nice diner and getting good scrambled eggs, walking through the park, all that stuff. which is beautiful but also dear GOD is it lame as fuck doubtlessly there is beautiful maturation and reward on the other side, i will keep you all posted

SpotifyWrapped, but it's by Anthropic for all the times you crashed out at Claude

@whotfisjovana baskemptball

name one thing this country gave to the world