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“Praise Jesus, we successfully voted to take food and healthcare from poor people to benefit the rich. Amen.”

My bf keeps muttering to himself "we had to get through Hoover to get to FDR" like it's a prayer

analyzing the character i hate so i can hate on them more efficiently

luigi mangione is an ivy league italian frat boy who's huge bookworm loves reading comic and pokémon also does weightlifting that man is literally handmade for me and they just put him behind the bars

Trump has suggested that Canada become the 51st state in our union. Does that mean that we can adopt the Canadian health care system and guarantee health care to all, lower the cost of prescription drugs, and spend 50% less per capita on health care? I'm all for it.

"Taylor ruined football" good I hope she ruins everything men love I hope she burns it all to the ground

Colorado

Tough day to be a physician in America. Tough day to be a scientist in America. Tough day to be a woman in America.

Jon Stewart’s 2-minute history lesson here is worth everyone’s time before we start confidently breaking out our theories of what happened

idc how much nicer to put this but this country rn might be the most retarded collection of human beings in world history

I don’t care how much eggs cost. I’m not voting for a man who admires Hitler.

Always proud to be a girl dad — and always proud to fight for the rights of girls and women everywhere.

oh, sir. i bet you are

I made one 😭

easily the funniest one

girls dinner

overstimulated, he's just like me fr