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Accurate 😂

This cartoon I made offers a rough outline of my recent political "journey" that I've been on while standing completely still.

Real

When your new Partner doesn’t have ANY Social Media! 😮 😱

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Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to one and all. May you and your family enjoy health and happiness. (Art by Marco Hartmann).

It’s worse than you think.

The HOA loves this one

🤣😂😂 Even in the animal world there needs to be a sacrifice for all to survive 🤦‍♂️🤣🤣😂

Yeah this is the best halloween costume yet 😂

Happy Halloween!

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ANIMALS ARE HIGHER DIMENSIONAL GUARDIANS There is a reason animals are drawn to certain people. It is not coincidence. It is Energy. Animals are higher dimensional guardians in physical form. They are deeply connected to the unseen world. Their presence on Earth is not random. They are here on assignment. Most animals , especially dogs , cats, horses , dolphins , and birds , operate from a pure Heart space. They are tuned into frequencies that most humans cannot perceive. They sense shifts in energy before we do. They know when someone is lying, when danger is near , or when a soul is full of love. They Feel your emotions and mirror your state of being. When a dog stares into your eyes for minutes without breaking contact, it is not just love. It is recognition. They see your Soul. When your cat curls up beside you every time you are in pain, it is not just affection. It is healing. They are moving energy and clearing blockages you did not know you had. Animals do not judge by appearance. They read vibration. A wild animal will approach a child with a pure heart and run from an adult filled with anger. This is not instinct. This is Divine Intelligence. These creatures are here to protect the innocent , to calm the broken, and to remind us of what unconditional Love Feel Like. In the higher realms, animals serve as messengers, protectors, and guides. When we dream of them or encounter them in strange ways , it is often a Spiritual sign. They are warning us, comforting us, or confirming something we already feel deep inside. Some say animals have no soul. That is a lie. Many animals have more soul Than the people walking this Earth. Their Souls are ancient. They Remember the Truth. They remember where we came from and why we are here. Some are even soul family who chose to incarnate in animal form to stay by our side during this lifetime. If you have ever lost a beloved animal, you know the grief runs deeper than most people understand. That is because they were never just pets. They were guardians of your heart. When they pass on , their spirit often remains close , continuing to protect and guide you until your reunion in the next world. Animals are not lesser beings. They are masters of love. They do not need religion, politics, or possessions. They teach by Being. Their loyalty , sensitivity , and courage remind us of what we forgot. That this life is not about control. It is about Connection. The animals around you were not random gifts. They were sent. Treat them like the Sacred guardians they are. Because when the world turns cold, and everything else falls away, it is their silent Love that reminds us what is Real. ~ Steven Briesemeister ✨🙌🏾💫

What are your thoughts on this kind of capsule house

4 years of therapy in 1 minute... 🔥

My girlfriend got on to me the other day because she doesn’t understand why I can’t just pick eggs out of the carton like a “normal” person. She’s standing there watching me and says, “Why can’t you just go row by row like everyone else?” I said, “Because no egg should ever know when its time is coming.” She stared at me for a second, shook her head, and said, “You’re a psycho,” then walked off. Little does she know…I’ve got a whole tournament system going on. I take two eggs, tap them together, and whichever one doesn’t crack moves on to the next round. Only the strongest survive. 🥚 💪 😂

Run For Your Lives... North America! Iron Maiden have announced dates in the USA and Canada for the Run For Your Lives World Tour 2026. The tour includes huge shows in Montréal and the Alamodome in San Antonio, two of the biggest rock shows Maiden have played in North America. They will also headline Louder Than Life, which is America’s biggest Rock Festival! These upcoming tour dates will mark 45 years since Iron Maiden first visited Canada and the USA on the 1981 Killer World Tour, and feature some of the biggest shows the band has ever played there. The return to BMO Stadium concert in Los Angeles on September 25th will be the 25th time the band has played in the City of Angels. A history-making tour for sure! Very special guests Megadeth will appear at all headline shows, with the addition of Anthrax for the dates in Montréal, Harrison, LA and San Antonio. Run For Your Lives North American Tour Dates August 2026 29 Toronto, ON - Scotiabank Arena * September 2026 03 Montréal, QC - Parc Jean-Drapeau *^ 05 Harrison, NJ - Sports Illustrated Stadium *^ 09 Boston, MA - TD Garden * 11 Bristow, VA - Jiffy Lube Live * 12 Charlotte, NC - PNC Music Pavilion * 15 Hershey, PA - Hersheypark Stadium * 17 Louisville, KY - Louder Than Life Festival 19 Shakopee, MN - Mystic Lake Amphitheater * 22 Chicago, IL - Credit Union 1 Amphitheatre * 25 Los Angeles, CA - BMO Stadium *^ 29 San Antonio, TX - Alamodome *^ * Megadeth   ^ Anthrax Fan Club presale will kick off on Tuesday October 28. Headline shows go on general sale on Friday October 31. Trooper VIP will be available across all headline shows. Eddie’s Pop-up Dive Bar experience will also come across the Atlantic for the very first time. For the rest of the world - don't worry, there are still more countries to be announced for the Run For Your Lives World Tour 2026! #IronMaiden #RunForYourLivesWorldTour

When you combine the magic of virtual reality with the thrill of waterslides, an entirely new dimension of fun is unlocked.

This is America