Jimmy Hollier

Fantasy writing is 80% add to dictionary, add to dictionary, add to dictionary.

Encouragement is discouraged. -Genji Takeshi, Master of the Takeshi Dojo

All it takes is one. One post may be able to save a life. Isn't that worth it? Join the motion. #SaveTrevor

What does it sound like when a fire truck happens? #DMScrewedUp #WordsareHard #TheImportantQuestions

Japanese Kid: "Hey, mom I was out with big brother su'ke." Mom: "Who's that? He'd better be a drug dealer." #AwkwardGameMoments #BadParenting

"I'm not high, I'm just hungry." - me trying to explain to the delivery driver after his third trip to my house in two hours.

"I don't need a rape whistle, I've got really high pitched screams." - Japanese high school student getting in a car with two unknown men.

@_Beth_Wagner_ I'm so proud of my mother! A true D&D inspiration!

The barista made the mistake of telling me that he was going to his first D&D game on Saturday..... #motherlydndadvice

Sometimes you are just walking your fish when disaster strikes. #SaveTrevor

I'm not a drama queen, I am just a man who has had his life heavily effected by a toilet bowl...

@MeerinBD Me, a person everyday: "Wow. I'm a terrible person."

Me, a Graphic Designer at work every day: "Wow I'm a terrible designer."

Yep, that's definitely a freshly farted ass. #NoHashtagRequired

I tell her it will be okay. Is that a Diplomacy or Bluff at this point? #D&DMoments #LyingToLovedOnes #DiedinMyArms #GhoulsSuck

Why is this note so quiet I can't read it?

Bardic Knowledge: Are Squirrel meat good?

"You thought Orc humor could kill, Orc love life is a massacre!!" #OrcLife #FrenchChineseman/Orc

"This turned from a party to a massacre." #Realization #MisunderstandingYourSituation

"You Punch good with Iron!" #OrcCustoms #FrenchOrcFromChinaWhoSpeaksRussian

Hmmm, Is that a battle? Eh whatever I'm an orc I wanna be a part of that.

Greetings I am Jacque Cheri, the French Orc from China. It is a pleasure to meet you, I must retreat for now.