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I beat cyberpunk 2077 and all meaning to life was gone for a while

how i be acting irl like i ain't one bad day away from blowin my top off

Nude woman with black stockings, ca. 1900 - by Pierre Bonnard (1867 – 1947), French

How my car keys look at me after 8 beers

men on their birthdays:

during soccer at high school I just couldn't get my head in the game and I told the coach to take me out because, "I couldn't give 100%" He then said to me, "I've never seen you give 100%” That happened 10+ years ago and any competitive event I'm in I can hear his voice saying that clear as day. Doesn't matter if I'm finishing a set of heavy squats or doing a pick-up game of basketball, I always hear it.

"Enjoy your twenties, these are the best years of your life" The twenties:

how life be feeling after i lost my spark in march 2020

realizing im stuck in this body with this face for the rest of my life

Financially, physically, mentally, emotionally and spiritually cooked

How it feels when a t-shirt you wear outside gets relegated to a t-shirt you wear at home after a legendary run.

Even the Olympics understands that something nice to look at is good marketing

i've tasted unemployment and I've tasted 9-5 i recommend not being born.

When the post-game depression hits after completing a truly great video game

“any valentine’s day plans?” yeah bro

men who like chubby girls go to heaven btw