mitzi slush

writing a gay sex scene into the third paragraph of my cover letter to see if they actually read it

I love people who are fluent in spongebob references 🤣😭😭🫶🏽

i love being in my room. i’m the mayor in there

Girl😭Same

i love weed i love nature i love cats i love pasta

Miley Cyrus stuns on the cover of Variety. Photography by Greg Swales. 📸

Putting the woman who was involved in a swinging scandal on a literal swing was a diabolical choice

British people be like You’ve barely touched your Boners and Ass

when i say i'm busy this is what i mean

quitting weed is one of the best decisions I won't make

This will never not be funny 😂

This is so cool 😮

i wish this was real i would genuinely watch this

my body look exactly like this no joke

Leg day…

Chicago bitches be like Beach dayyyyy

jk rowling naming an italian gay student at hogwarts