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In fairness to Jesus, "One of you will betray me" is a great dinner party conversation opener.

how tf do people prefer summer over winter this shit is terrible

willing and able is the most sickening song i’ve ever heard by the way like my stomach hurts

ADHD is remembering a birthday a week in advance, forgetting on the actual day, feeling too much shame to text, buying a late gift, never mailing it, and letting the guilt haunt you for a decade

I long for the day nature gets to reclaim every fucking golf course

この時の絵 何度見返してもすごく好き

#jjk #f1 #satosugu #gojo #geto

Sam Reid, Eric Bogosian, Jennifer Ehle and Jacob Anderson cover the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly for ‘THE VAMPIRE LESTAT’

青火の日💙❤️

nothing could have prepared me for the tree

girlies be like “my comfort character”, and it is the most traumatized character in the book.

light mode ao3 users scare me bc wdym it’s 3am and you’re reading with that bright white screen in your face??

Dad Flounder feels like the pups are big enough to start spending more time outside of the box but mom Munti's not so sure. Zoo Babies is presented by General Electric Credit Union.

another mother's day where my cats didn't get me SHIT

unfortunately I do read #whoremembers as whore members

Your cat has memorized the sound of your keys, your footsteps when you return home, and even when your heart skips a beat. They wake up from a deep nap just to escort you to the bathroom, confused but still worried about your safety. You are their entire world.

青火の日! 二人の穏やかな日常.... #青火の日 #青火の日2026

Happy 1st Birthday to Splash, Puddles, Ripple & Scuttle! 🎉 Zoo Babies is presented by General Electric Credit Union.

I can't believe this happened in a tumblr webcomic in 2018