dilly dallie

belly rolls. dinner rolls. cinnamon rolls.

i'm fucking crying

unmuting for a quick chuckle is peak corporate psychosis

@paperssil @propagandadown1 yeah

what’s your type?👀

who the FUCK writes this

how much of a gluttonous beast do u have to be to honk in a drive thru

oh my god dont show me this

Sweet lord

were some of the timothée lashings a bit over the top? sure. but i do love seeing an arrogant man get taken down a notch so… #oscars

soon

@sexytempuraa keep fighting the good fight diva 🫶🏻

@basic_d4d 😭

lol gay men have no boundaries or respect but it makes for really funny tweets

you can’t take americans seriously lol like imagine we demanded celine dion to fix the multiple long-term drinking water advisories on public systems in first nations communities

Dont tap

I don’t understand how my 5% craving manages to beat my 95% desire to lose weight.

Good morning

just listened to ttpd from start to finish all 31 tracks

ok i need to see undertone ASAP 👀

I’m not spiritual but I feel like something attached itself to me during that last five minutes

in millions of years do you think canadians will evolve to have stronger bottom teeth to help with roll up the rim