Brent Gardner

I finally started a podcast, mostly as a public service to everyone in my house who has been trapped in conversations about ski gear, snow forecasts, and why one more trip might technically be possible. Link in comments.

It’s my belief that meteorologists are all people who were rejected from jobs working for the Congressional Budget Office.

@TheSkiMonster when is the Pod coming back?

Holiday update killed FSD, Park assist and several fuctions of the screen on the cybertruck. Do not download it.

What the heck is this flying over Virginia tonight?

Hey man, I loved the Y so much I went and got the ultimate Tesla, the Cyberbeast and ever since my older model Y has gotten the cooler updates while my cybertruck just got recalls and a wiper that does not work. Can we please get the Matrix headlights, a wiper that works, actually smart summon and FSD 14. I know you are busy but I would appreciate it. PS Cybertrucks are awesome.

@farzyness @aelluswamy The all-wheel steering of Cybertruck requires a bit more Autopilot training

Dear @aelluswamy, I would like to be part of the first wave of FSD v14 on Cybertruck. Thank you for your consideration. Signed, Me PS: You're very handsome.

Shawn Hochuli is a clown. Making me Chris Collinsworth seem better by comparison is a crime in Buffalo.

Praying for Charlie Kirk, HIs wife and his children.

🏔️ Winter is coming. 🚲 The Trek bike is gone. 🎸 The guitars are next. Turns out my gear room looked more like a pawn shop than a ski prep zone. The Great Gear Purge is on—read how $350 made it back into the ski fund and why a White Walker is running my garage sale. 👉 open.substack.com/pub/snowboundy…

⛰️❄️ Missing winter while sweating it out in the DC swamp? Same here. I started a Substack that’s not about politics or work—it’s about escaping DC and chasing snow. Think: Ski town deep dives Family trips to the Rockies Life lessons from the mountains What it’s like to come back to skiing after a 20+ year break It’s a personal project, not professional—my way of stepping away from the Beltway grind and writing about the places (and moments) that make me feel alive. If you’re from the DC area and ever dream about fresh powder, mountain air, or just getting out of the swamp for a while, I’d love for you to check it out and subscribe (it’s free). 👉 snowboundyeti.substack.com See you on the slopes—or at least in the stories.

Just dropped my first piece of the season: The Long Way Back to Winter 🏔️ After 22 years away from skiing, I’m back—and going all in. This one’s about preseason sweat, chasing storms with my family, and making up for lost time. If you’ve ever counted down the days until the first snow guns fire, you’ll get it. Read it here → substack.com/profile/114922…

One big beautiful bill has one more river to cross!

Strong tiger blood vibes today.