Becca Felts

Everything Just Sucks

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I’ve only been married 5 months and our dirty talk has turned into what she plans to cook in the crock pot 🥘

We need a drink I think

Everybody wants to be a Bearcat 🥇

The only thing I can hold together is something in my hands. 10 seconds tops

swear I get uglier everyday

I can’t keep up anymore 😞

Apple juice and pizza kind of night

Took everything in me today at work NOT to say “GHOSTBUSTERS” when someone distraught asked me “who ya gonna call??” I take nothing seriously and really don’t care about helping anyone.

I have the vodka hiccups

Smoke some pot & figure it out.

I broke my pop socket and I don’t really know how to touch my phone now

My cat drinks wine and beer with me. Spirit animal

And now I’m gonna drink until I pass out

I feel like the stampede from Jumanji ran over top of me. Totally deflated

10-4, over and out.