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nothing beats those Paramount posters of the 60s/70s

this might be one of my favorite punchlines ever

アルドくん✨🐱🩷 テッテケ走る姿を見たお客さん ＼　え、こんなに走るの？ 　　うちのネコ寝てばっか😂　／ スナネコの行動範囲は大型ネコ科なみ📝 2026.3.15 #那須どうぶつ王国 #スナネコ　#アルド　#野生ネコ　#野生動物　 #ペットにしても幸せにできない動物 #スナネコはペットになりません

@bubbuboverlord I be getting sweaty damn near immediately

軽やかなベニースモ💨 #東山動植物園 #ツシマヤマネコ #ベニースモ

To the ladies awaiting my return yes I will be returning to Maryland soon

目の前でゴロンごろごろ♡ #スナネコ #ジャミール #那須どうぶつ王国

微睡みジャミールさん♡ #スナネコ #ジャミール #那須どうぶつ王国

Kodak Black's DJ got a little too excited during Kodak's performance of "Institution" 😅😭

毛繕い中のオリちゃん 穏やかな時間🩷 #マヌルネコ #オリーヴァ #埼玉県こども動物自然公園

おっ、お休みなのか！？🪷 オレはお外に出たい！🪨 20260311 #マヌルネコ #pallasscat #埼玉県こども動物自然 #SCZ #ロータス

2001: A Space Odyssey

ALERT: 73-year-old British rapper passes out mid-performance while suspended in midair. Pete Bowditch, from the rap group Pete & Bas, was performing in Chicago, Illinois, when he lost consciousness in the middle of a concert. It is suspected that the harness cut off circulation, which caused him to pass out. The group's management company stated, “We would like to apologize for last night’s show; the good news is Pete is now in a stable condition.” They refunded everyone at the show and plan to continue their European tour as scheduled.

2026.03.19.上野動物園菜緒。 マヌルネコ、クリョン。 食事終わり。 新しいレンズ慣れるまで、先は長そう、撤収。

Fucking insanity.

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.