Ben Greene

Make this a gif and put it on my tombstone. Because I assume that technology will be available by then.

This is going to be my last tweet ever. The app is just too far gone and I don’t like getting force fed awful content I am not interested in. Shoutout #loweclass, #titanup and #mubb though.

I love how the DMV views my passport and birth certificate as equivalent. One is a photo ID that needs a special scanner with a live connection to a validation system to verify and the other is a 30-year-old piece of paper with a stamp on it from some county in a different state.

@nathand_12 Somehow looks even older facially

that little white dude on creighton turns 25 in six weeks. enough is enough man go home

At long last, the former owner of @BenGreene has deleted his account. Good on him. I’m going to leave this platform too very soon. But when I do, I’m going to go out without my middle initial in my handle.

@nathand_12 Bro as soon as the ncaa tourney is over im so outta here. Can’t log on without being bombarded by this stuff anymore

Nobody tell Allison I was willing to admit this, but Zen by @jennierubyjane might be my favorite song that has been released so far in 2025.

Can’t believe it’s been more than 3 years already. He’s no longer a teenager, but the principle still stands. #mubb

I’m done watching the Oscars now that Raye has performed. I have no way to prove this, but I promise it’s true: despite watching none of the big movies this year (aside from Wicked) I have picked every single award correctly tonight. A truly effortless natural, I am.

@InfluencerIcon The streets are saying this season is garbo. I normally watch religiously but I’m not sure I will this time. Am I to believe you would recommend I do?

@SheaSerrano Is this a reference to that article (maybe in sports illustrated?) about Tim Duncan from like 15-20 years ago?

it’s called a RUSSELL

Me, about to go on vacation and completely disconnect from the world for the rest of the month:

@allisoncgreene Only if I can get them in both our sizes and we wear them out together

Look at the giants last week and the patriots this week. Say what you will about Brian Callahan, but at least he knows how to properly tank.

Grok doesn’t know ball yet. #mubb #StevieForDPOY

Just thinking about a bloomin onion

Regular season NBA basketball vs. regular season NBA basketball when the NFL tries to steal Christmas Day

she doesn’t have a peer

Just adding to the Josh Jacobs fantasy football discourse. Championship game. RIP me.

@IsaacArbogast High schoolers doing stuff in-game that would have warranted perfect scores in the dunk contest as recently as like 10 years ago or less smh

Bro?

@SharmSports_NFL @YEAMFKA 2 man route. NWI running a go (disappears once he crosses the 30) and Chig running a 20-yard dig (hilarious route for a TE in this context). 7 defenders in coverage. Only 1 bit on the fake and he’s covering an empty zone anyway. Garbage design. Garbage call. Garbage execution.

The exact moment Will Levis’ Case to be the #Titans Franchise QB ended. #TitanUp