Big Bando 💪🏽💪🏽

They beat Bayern who are the best team itw currently, Atletico who knock your darling Barcelona out and Inter there by finishing 1st. They weren’t gifted Leverkusen & Sporting, they worked for it, maybe if the teams you mentioned won in the GS they’ll be there.

This guy posted his pictures on his TikTok, ig and twitter Check the comments on the 3 different apps 😂😂😂

random drug test at work today and the chill guy tested positive for PCP

Stalin once ripped all the feathers off a live chicken as a lesson to his followers. He then set the chicken on the floor a short distance away. The chicken was bloodied and suffering immensly, yet, when Stalin began to toss some bits of wheat toward the chicken it followed him around. He said to his followers "This is how easy it is to govern stupid people, they will follow you no matter how much pain you cause them, as long as you throw them a little worthless treat once in a while"

When you arrive at a lying competition but the competitor lied about the venue

Do you realize that most of the reason we have 4k views of these crimes against humanity is because they film and distribute it themselves because they’re PROUD OF IT

Had lunch with my parents today and we were talking about my uncle. - He’s 44 - Never married - Good shape - Tons of money - Travels the world constantly - Always with different women Mom says she feels bad for him. I’m just sitting here thinking like why his life rocks

Na now I understand why those egbon dey talk say games no dey their phone that year

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Everyone has moved on from NEPA and their inconsistency. People are now installing solar panels on their roofs and switching to solar for power supply. Very soon, one day in this country, one yeye senator will stand up in the National Assembly to propose a bill that people who generate electricity with solar should start paying taxes on it. It will happen soon.

Actually, fake drugs and counterfeit consumables are worse than original alcohol - and they harm more people than alcohol ever will. A man who takes a known poison has made a choice. But the man who swallows a counterfeit - who reaches for what he believes is medicine and receives instead a quietly engineered death - that man never had a chance. Original alcohol, at its worst, kills the willing. Fake drugs kill the trusting. And there is no sin more grave than the one that preys on trust. Good Morning Severally..

Which club gave him a call for him to turn down 😭😭😭😭

Dame un grrr.

Golito de Lookman. AURA.

15 years later.. This STILL goes down as the biggest robbery in the history of the game 💀

Drivers: Se e fẹ send mesage. Me: ehn. But mo fẹ kin wọn gba kia kia Driver: N6000, laarin 2hrs, a ma de Oshodi. *pays* *9hrs later* Me: Nibo lẹ wa, wọn ni pe wọn o ti ri yin. Driver: ẹ ma disturb mi, ti mo ba de Oshodi, ma pe ẹni yẹn funra mi.

When he was minister of transportation , a train got hijacked by terrorists and people were killed and others kidnapped , he slept soundly. What a joke.

Imagine make this guy go Fokosoboyespor

There is a POS girl right in front of my gate. I have been withdrawing from her for 6 months. Good conduct, trustworthy, no drama. Sometimes she would not even wait for my transfer to confirm before handing me the cash. I never counted. I would just pocket and walk. But the last two times I withdrew from her, something felt off. The money did not feel complete. I shrugged it off and assumed I miscounted during my spending. This morning, I drove out and withdrew 20k. She handed me 500 naira notes. This time, I decided to test her without letting her know. I pocketed the money, acted unbothered, got into my car and started counting quietly. 18,500 naira. Now here is the part that got me. Before I even finished counting, she had already set the 1,500 balance aside. The moment I stepped out of the car, she stretched it toward me and said "I was calling you for the balance." She knew exactly what she did. She was just waiting to see if I would notice. Why is it so hard for people to be honest with money?🤦‍♀️ Above all, love God.

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