BigKidProblems

I’m at the age now where I can do a daytime activity or a nighttime activity but I can’t, under any circumstance, do both.

Yea I’m DTF Down To Figure out who killed JonBenét Ramsey

Petition for moms to receive presents on their kid’s birthday too. Like we did most of the work

You can have your VIP at the club, I got that Gold Star membership at Costco

At the age where I don’t care about VIP at the club, but I do care about that Gold membership at Costco

When your boss gets Pizza for the office

Me after spending an afternoon at my parent’s house

When your ex sends a “thinking of you” text

Overprivileged? No. I could def be more privileged.

Going from Postpartum to Perimenopause

One day you’re young and cool and the next your algorithm is all about perimenopause podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bot…

When your algorithm goes from “Coachella outfit inspo” to “signs you may be in perimenopause” podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bot…

Teaching my kids about taxes by giving them a snack and then shoving half of it in my mouth

If this is the year of the horse it needs to go to the glue factory

Happy #TaxDay! May the odds be ever in your favor

Tax Day is fun because you get one chance to solve a riddle and if you’re wrong you risk going to federal prison :)

Men will literally watch other men swing at a tiny ball for hours instead of go to therapy

A haunted house but it’s just a delivery person ringing your doorbell after you JUST got your kids down for bed

I don’t want to “lock in” I want to lay down.

I just feel like this whole Summer House drama is really going to overshadow the muffin recipe I was about to post

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