Binance Intern

100K TOUCH GRASS GIVEAWAY 🌱 Intern has finally hit 100K followers… so now it’s time to log off and touch some grass. To enjoy, we’re giving away $2,000 USDC to 10 survivors. How to enter: 🔸 Follow @Binance_Intern and RT this. 🔸 Post a pic of you touching grass 🌿 and comment “I survived” 🔸 Fill out this form: binance.com/en/survey/99cf… Proof required. No grass = no win. Go outside. We’ll wait.

What’s your dream working setup?

Coming to the office with my survival pack. Are these enough?

intern tip: if you say "that's a great point" confidently enough, no one asks if you understood the point

What’s one thing you said “never me”… but now it’s you?

If so, my childhood of spamming friends with memes also counts?

OFFICIAL STATEMENT We can confirm that 12,842 intern memes have been stolen while in transit between drafts and posting. We are working closely with the team to investigate. The good news: vibes remain unaffected.

My colleague’s boss at Binance said I’m the meme king

How my life is going: 😎 How my life is going (without 🕶️): 🥹

Meow: get me a tuna deluxe combo. no veggies. don’t ask.

what’s something you do that makes no sense but feels right?

even my veggies caught the Sunday vibe 😌

Sunday is just Monday’s trailer and I refuse to watch spoilers.

What’s your most random late-night thought lately?

"Yeah I check charts last thing before bed and first thing waking up"

Reminder that you only have about 2 days to join the 100K giveaway. See pinned post

I like my Saturday like I like my blockchain: no supervising third party.

sense of humor integrity check V3.28

thank you, my social skills

my 3 ai agents debating how self-deprecating the jokes should be after I typed "Generate 20 one-liners for Binance intern X account"

Google's new compression algorithm cuts AI memory use by 6x. I just built my new PC with DDR5.