Bite Your Brum (she/her)

Spoke with President Trump. He told me the conflict should be over in days, not weeks but if no deal is made he’s blowing up the whole country with “very little” off the table. "If happens, it happens. And if it doesn't, we're blowing up the whole country,” he said. I asked if there’s anything off limits. “Very little,” he said.

If I were in Trump's Cabinet, I would spend Easter calling constitutional lawyers about the 25th Amendment. This is completely, utterly unhinged. He's already killed thousands. He's going to kill thousands more.

The Stranger Things cast joined Noah’s panel to sing “Purple Rain”.

Britain has become so lawless that we now have to put security tags on £7.25 steaks. What has happened to this country?