Blackcat

Many of you already name us Blackcat, and you are absolutely right - we have grown into so much more than just a card. We are Blackcat. The changes start with this new name and a brighter, fresher look, but they definitely go much deeper.   The most important updates happen right under the hood. We introduce a completely different way to interact with your finances through an absolutely new app. It runs on a powerful multi-wallet architecture. This system separates your asset flows intelligently while keeping everything easily connected. You set up independent euro wallets for your daily spending, freelance income, or travel savings right alongside dedicated wallets for your crypto assets. Everything operates in one unified ecosystem.   The new Blackcat experience is ready for you. Click the link to download the new app and explore your upgraded financial ecosystem - blackcat.app

me, opening my banking app: i'm an adult. i can handle this. me, 3 seconds later: who is this person and why did they spend €47 at a place called "vibes only café"😭😭😭

my budget has three categories: 1. rent 2. things i bought because i had a hard week 3. crying about category 2 and somehow i'm still surprised on the 25th every month.😅😅

My grandfather: had one job for 40 years, bought a house at 28. Me: full-time job, freelance gig, side hustle, dropshipping store, content creator, dog walker on weekends — still can't afford a studio. l

58% of zoomers are now doing "financial gymnastics": starving monday-friday so they can afford brunch on saturday. They didn't fix the economy. They just rebranded being broke as a lifestyle aesthetic.🫢🥲🥲🥲

“i’ll just go out for coffee” famous last words before spending €47🤭🤭

tonight Saylor reports a quarter where BTC dropped 20% Strategy holds 818,334 BTC at an average of $75,500 this is either the greatest corporate long in history or the greatest margin call we’ll ever watch live popcorn ready 🍿🤭

your bank Friday 5pm: “see you Monday” the market Friday 5pm: 📈 your bank Saturday: “scheduled maintenance” the market Saturday: 📉 your bank Sunday: “transfers unavailable” Monday 9am: too late money should move when the market moves. not when your bank wakes up.

i’m financially responsible also me: “it’s basically free”

8 days. 8 straight days of net inflows into spot BTC ETFs. Total AUM: $102B. Cumulative inflows since launch: $58B. Meanwhile, exchange reserves just hit a 7-year low — 2.21M BTC, only 5.88% of circulating supply. The flywheel isn't subtle anymore. Where's money at?🌚

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Your bank account watching you open a 4th “fun” subscription this month 👁️ Meanwhile you with 3 wallets and the 50/30/20 rule: that’s the Fun wallet’s problem, not mine 🤷‍♀️ Blackcatcard — split your money like a person who has their life together 🔗 link in bio

me: "i'll buy at $60k"🫠🫠🫠

2018: "Bitcoin is a bubble, a scam, worthless." 2026: Wall Street holds tens of billions in spot BTC ETFs.

wall street is buying btc at the fastest pace in months. the same wall street that spent 2017 calling it a bubble. funny how that works ☕ prefer to skip the middleman? blackcat — real btc, your keys🌚🌚

exchange reserves: 7-year low whales: +270k btc in 30 days retail: "why is nothing happening?" the supply shock already happened. you're just late to notice

your parts: save 20% of your salary every month your salary:  👁️👄👁️

find yourself🌚

True?🥲

financial stability isn't having a lot of money it's getting an unexpected €400 bill and your first thought being "annoying" instead of "i'm going to cry"🥹🥹

Be honest. how much do you actually have saved right now🥹 Or “my savings account is just my main account but sadder”🥲