The Blackstone Owl

@zerowondering Just play videogames

@feliciaday I need your address and the person who will accept service on your behalf.

I loved Black Widow. It’s my fave Marvel film yet. Yes I know this is years too late, Sue me. Lol.

@maro254 You are such a nerd lol

“Tales from the Pit” #2383 #TalesfromthePit #mtg #WotCStaff

@__amazongoddess I guess because following is free af.

I woke up to 7k followers… WHY

@CheeksKandy Etb shit

I Just Really Need My Walls Massaged😩

@meanpomelo Or else what?

Straight men are not allowed to perceive me

@IncredibleCulk The Pagemaster saga continues

Also, there seems to be a super handsome, middle-aged dude on this season of American Horror Story. If I were you I'd totally check him out.

Like a fine bottle of worcester sauce we all get better with age. With that in mind here's your yearly reminder that time does indeed march onward: I'm 41 years old. I hope you enjoy every passing year as much as I do. We're not getting older, we're just getting saucier.

@WalshFreedom Snitch

Tucker Carlson just said that the men & women in OUR FBI, NSA, & CIA are OUR enemy. He just said that the men & women in OUR intelligence community, on the front lines trying to keep US safe, are OUR enemy. And the millions who are watching him tonight will nod in agreement.

@sheepycutie Maybe they should also put who the character voted for too

wouldnt it be nice if the card had a pronouns field that said he/she right between the holostamp and p/t box so i had any clue if this was a typo or an intentnionally genderfluid character id think it was def a typo if the division was 4/1 of the five times pronoun is used but?

@kilnfiendpotter We are assuming he grew up with a family

@TopHatStudiosEN Okaaaaay 🙄. Chill nerds

OFFICIAL STATEMENT REGARDING CALLS DEMANDING CENSORSHIP OF SENSE - 不祥的预感: A CYBERPUNK GHOST STORY Our commitment to our audience and to developers is we will never infringe on creative freedom or expression.

@jesstephan Purely subjective.

@MTGSecretLair Wotc’s direct to consumer singles store has a new release coming..

We're celebrating one year of Secret Lair in a BIG way... Introducing the #Secretversary Superdrop! Keep an eye out over the next few days for some card previews you won't want to miss.

@superplastic @SketOne @endclothing Take mine. $70 gets it

Still feeling a soul crushin' regret that you missed @SketOne's "Chromoly" SuperKranky drop? @endclothing's GOTCHU... and lots of other super sold out toys of ours ❤️ Go say hi to our new friends! 📸 credit: @endclothing

@savov @qbitbee @audreywatters What is the point of that tweet? You changed my mind!!!!!

@qbitbee @BlackstoneOwl @audreywatters And I have a lot of things to say about you and people like you. But they will get me banned, so I don't.

@superplastic @Junko_Mizuno When does the first one get mailed out?

JUST DROPPED! @Junko_Mizuno is back with the “Azure Ailurophile” SuperJanky! Get feline friendly vinyl with f**ked up fish and murderous mouse accessories… before your cat finds out!! COP HERE 👉 bit.ly/2RxcBMh

@AmericanAir @traveloneworld Can you believe these guys are packing flights? Flight 777 had 0 vacancies. Where is the social distancing? Good luck to everyone aboard.

Everyone has a best friend. A big shout out to our @traveloneworld partners on #InternationalFriendshipDay. Our true besties for sure! Post a photo with you and your travel buddy in our comments!

@HayliNic 19? A true survivor.

I lied about my age (though I never technically specified and made it clear I was too young for him) because I was star struck and excited that my favorite comedian was paying attention to me and feared he’d stop when he found out I was barely legal. I was 19.

Women shouldn’t need receipts to be believed. That being said, I’m posting mine with Chris D’Elia because I’m tired of those asking the accusers for proof using their lack thereof as ammunition. Especially since he just made a statement denying the allegations.

@chrisdelia Definitely the type of chicks who would ask you to rearrange their guts for their birthday

And the guys too. youtu.be/1FGEbOL3mxc #TooHotToHandle