Blakely Cain

How YOUUUU DEWIN???? @JoeWalsh

@PTisFLY Ran out of box.

@BlakeRockMD That was my next question. Why did we stop calling them box seats

I remember watching the Hoiles walk-off grand slam as a kid like it was yesterday. Rewatching that made me think. In the 90’s OPACY had black metal railings in between every row in (at least) the lower level. What was the design theory behind that & when did they get removed?

@awoodshreds Call me. You won’t be disappointed. And you won’t be surprised where I got it haha

I sure would love to find a 100 watt plexi non modded...

@awoodshreds I think I can help pal

@masnRoch @PTisFLY That theory is fair if someone else bought the pizza .... if I bought the pizza my 7 still stands. However - comma - I don’t eat the crust from most places.

@PTisFLY @BlakeRockMD haha! Great scene in King of Queens about this topic. We've all done it. Sitting at the table counting in our heads the number of slices consumed. "OK, I've had 2, he's had 2, she's still on her first ... "

I normally draw the line at 7 ..... and I really like the number 8 but that piece never wants to stay down.

@PTisFLY We’re on different scales slugger. I’m on that Jet’s Pizza roller coaster. You’re on a fancy pizza bus.

@BlakeRockMD Take it easy Chief. 2.5 is the perfect amount of slices assuming normal slice size.

@Sudsanity @Mike_PiFF03 Captain Geech and the shrimp shack shooters.

@Mike_PiFF03 Is it anything like Weekend at Party Pier?

I don’t know who else is watching it, but I have yet to get through an episode of Murder on Middle Beach without falling asleep.

@Sudsanity You really dig this haha

UTC Mall is about to be the talk of the town with this Christmas light show

What did Philip Rivers just do?

@VMilerman No clue. I was drunk watching stand up.

@BlakeRockMD What do you mean pulling chain?

I want to express my love on standup. @VMilerman would you mind pulling my chain please?

@bertkreischer and @tomseg lets carry a tune with @JimCarrey. HEREERRROOOOOOOOOOO VIETNAAAAAAAMMMMMM

Say no more fam!

Just started @bertkreischer new show on Netflix .... during dinner .... with our 2 year old .... I’m laughing ... he’s crying telling me to turn it off until he goes to bed. Chainsaws and Emus .... solid play.

@KevinGausman 🖕🏼

People are the best man! Love people on Twitter lol brighten my day everyday haha

@CharmCityAJ I know, I know, you didn’t ask.

Know what’s weird? Being able to see people’s $ exchanges on Venmo. Especially since it includes every saved contact since I was 16. It’s like a bottle cap riddle I don’t want to solve. Recent examples: 🤯🍆 👆🏊‍♂️💩 💉🍑 ⌚️🐷🛩 ☠️🐈🐓🚦🚑

@CharmCityAJ Actually I’d like to guess them all .... maybe publicly.

@CharmCityAJ I got a couple guesses on the 3rd one. Might need more intel though.