Blind Barber

@ Andrea. Listen, every bottle service club is filled with douche bags. The Blind Barber is no different. This is a business. Money talks.

@ Trevor's review bit.ly/neztKW You called us assholes. Can't afford to slip the bouncer cash? You're a cheap goober. Keep walking.

We don't respect you. You respect us. You're on our turf. If you can't deal with bouncers ordering you around. Don't argue. Just Leave.

@ Camille G.'s yelp review bit.ly/neztKW. So. Our door girl IS a bitch. What part of "EXCLUSIVE Meat packing club" don't you get??!?!

@ Astok's review bit.ly/neztKW We don't care if your friends are in there. You have to be cool enough. Stop whining. Walk away.

Warning. People who write bad reviews about us on Yelp and Google are banned for life. Enough is enough. Stop talking smack.

@ Andrea's review bit.ly/neztKW NO! YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO STAND ON A PUBLIC SIDEWALK. WE ARE NOT KIDDING YOU. Deal with it. Loser.

@ Erin's Review bit.ly/neztKW Reservations are just a ploy we use to turn people down. You and your friends were losers. Denied!

This bar was started by famous NYC celebs. It's way too cool for you. Keep walking. We don't want you in here anyway.

Listen, we'll be honest with you. We hate cheap people. If you really want to get in, slip the bouncer or door girl a $20.

No need to cab it to the meatpacking district. We've brought style and class to the east village.

We encourage our door people to treat you like shit. It makes our place seem exclusive among all the east village trash bars.

You are not allowed to stand in front of the Blind Barber. We don't care if it's a public side walk. Argue with our bouncers? You're banned.