@FlyFrontier JAX to PHL delayed over 3 hours. Not a Frontier representative to be found in person or online. What’s a girl gotta do to get a meal voucher or something!!
Unsuspecting helicopter aircrewman called to bridge on request of his girlfriend who says he hates pics, but loves cookies.
Him: Ugh.
He consumed two cookies, made it to his brief on time, and ended up patrolling the sea for contacts.