El

A man in waste management could raise a family in a house like this 20 years ago

do you mind if i wear my black t shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment

what’s the fucking point

northern snow hog

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im obsessed with these kinds of videos

why don’t mice make holes like these anymore?

Resident Evil Outbreak: File #2

UK people: it’s a bit warm innit Americans: WARM?????? THAT’S NOTHING 😤😡 MY HOUSE IS 110F ON A COLD DAY 😎 EVERY MORNING I STEP OUTSIDE AND THE SUN INSTANTLY VAPORISES ME 🔥I HAVEN’T SEEN SHADE SINCE ’03 😩 WHAT THE FUCK IS A CELSIUS RAHHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Happy Friday the 13th 🪓

listen to your body? the body craves a lethal amount of kinder bueno

“listen to your body” ok well my body wants to lay down and eat snacks 14 hours a day

today is sunday so i will kill myself