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As a professional Antifa protestor lemme just say — I wish I had come up with that pigs in a blanket chant. But none of us are that creative

How to FUCK does coffee make u poop right away? Like there’s gotta be some Osmosis Jones shit going on

They call me WANDISSIMO

Like yeah okay #WAP is good but lets be real it cant hold a candle to FIREFLIES by OWL CITY

Banning fracking is good, actually.

Not surprising Mike Pence seems so comfortable on stage — I have it on good authority he enjoys being spanked by strong women #Debate2020 #DaddyPence #Mother #VPDebate

Beef stroganoff is just deconstructed Swedish Meatballs change my mind spoiler alert you cannot

We really gotta save the mf’in albatrosses fr fr #iykyk #OurPlanet

Damn Just found out Macho Man Randy Savage is dead.... u rly think u know a guy.......

Brb starting a GoFundMe for bleach #TrumpHasCovid

Yall powdered coconut milk is so FUCKING goof

Rightwing paramilitary soldiers are gunning down US civilians in the streets and the police are encouraging them and the politicians are ignoring it and the liberals are chanting “Vote Vote Vote” in a 3/4 waltz time signature and I’m going to bed.

Confronting bad things is good, actually.

Know how fucked this is. His own car and driveway, a handful of cops surrounded it and were yelling not to move through the closed window and they executed him point blank. Many shots fired while onlookers yelled at them to stop. They didn’t flinch. Phoenix needs to burn.

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Scolding protestors for being rowdy while I drink tea from a mug that reads “well behaved women rarely make history.” Yup, it’s liberal time