Boris johnson

Next election I'm voting kony for president

I should be one of those fuckers on Geordie shore I'd show @gazgshore. Fuck good time

Prince Charles has defiantly got a big mother fucking dick David Cameron's dick isn't even classed as a dick it's that small

I've licked the queen out but don't tell my friend Roy cropper that I had is wife when she was his husband

Because I'm mayor I went to queenys palace I was shown her bed room I shagged her in the ass hole and she had a royal shit on the floor

My name is Boris The queen is a horris I fucked her in the ars hole Prince Harry don't have a soul