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@MoEgger think the Browns would trade us @ShedeurSanders ? His accuracy could move this offense!

@elonmusk if you shut off X today forever, the world would be 15% better tomorrow. De platform the crazies on both sides. Plus then the news media would have to do actual reporting again, can you imagine?!

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Come see me @BowersComedy , @williesimon_ , and Jodie Sweetin. eventbrite.com/e/yay-comedy-m…

@bertkreischer $2 shots if you’re not wearing a shirt!! 😂😂

Have you gone #TopsOff with me? Drop your pics

@JoeyB you’re already the coolest guy on the planet. What if you were the first guy in history to just be a regular millionaire instead of a multimillionaire so your team can win 10 Super Bowls? You live in Ohio and have a girl so who cares about money? Just saying…

@MayorOfFartTown Not this one…

What’s a question I could ask on here that would get a lot of engagement?

@MayorOfFartTown Wait?! Is this a joke a about a local Muncie cover band from 1994?! Was this joke just for me? If so 😂😂

The Why Store?? How about The Because I Said So Store. I can’t fathom a world where this is for anyone

@heidiinicolee3 So it’s like eye lash glue but on your feet 😂😂

Do my feet hurt so bad I want to rip them off bc all I wear are platform boots?? Yes. Will I stop wearing them? No.

@alli_goldi That’s a perfect joke 😂😂

Is this what it feels like to like sports?!!!! GO RAIDERS!!

Hot take: @JimmyG_10 will win the Super Bowl this year with @MiamiDolphins. Oh and he’s going to start going by James…

@imback54472520 @StevenMcFlyJr @Chris_Meloni You might be the dumbest person on Twitter. As a guy who has owned several bars giving out free drinks is how you build a clientele. They come back bring their friends because they get “hooked up”. Especially the kid of the star of the longest running network show ever!

Fathers Day text from my kid

If God was truly anti-LGBTQ then it wouldn’t be called the Bi-ble.

@DerikZoo There is a very subtle difference between a squeal and scream 😂😂

I winked at a group of girls tonight in the show and they squealed like I was Harry Styles Old man’s still got it

@elonmusk Or you could shut the whole thing down. Of course then what would cable news use as “reporting”?! But seriously, shut this down and shut all these people up, on both sides…

For Twitter to deserve public trust, it must be politically neutral, which effectively means upsetting the far right and the far left equally

@SarahSpain great spit take on @AroundtheHorn 😂😂

@sarapoptart How often? Once? If it’s once you’re going to need to leave Indiana to find love…

Call me picky, call me flighty. But I refuse to love someone that eats Long John Silvers.

@chrisdcomedy @PatMcAfeeShow Still alive, barely…

This afternoon on @PatMcAfeeShow was bonkers. Tonight @OldNatlCentre in Indy will be wild! Chrisdcomedy.com