brad dodsworth

Can’t believe Dan Ige got finished

Restore Britain has been called ‘far-right’ and ‘racist’ by the Guardian, Reform and the whole host of soapless socialists over the last few days. I cannot be clearer in our official party response. We do not care. The illegals will go. The hotels will be emptied, the HMOs closed. Foreign sex pests, criminals and invaders will be rounded up, and they will be sent home. Far more legals will leave than enter. Those foreign nationals here already will pay their way, they will contribute, they will respect our culture. If they don’t do that? Fine. Their choice. They will leave too. If that’s racist to these people? Then so be it. This is a logical policy platform that the British people agree with. They’ve just never had it seriously offered before. Our political party is going to tell the brutal truth. Get used to it.

Lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to her husband, Johnny: "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."  Johnny replies. "That's no big thing in this day and age."  The wife continues. "Yeah, I've been with one other guy."  "Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"  "Tiger Woods."  "Tiger Woods, the golfer?"  "Yeah."  "Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."  Then Johnny and his wife make passionate love.  When they get done, Johnny gets up and walks to the telephone.  "What are you doing?" Says the wife.  Johnny says. "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get some food."  "Tiger wouldn't do that."  "Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"  "He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."  Johnny puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love with his wife a second time.  When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone.  "What are you doing?" She says.  Johnny says. "I'm still hungry, so I was going to get room service to get some food." "Tiger wouldn't do that."  "Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"  "He'd come back to bed and do it one more time."  Johnny slams down the phone, goes back to bed and makes love to his wife one more time.  When they finish, he's tired and beaten.  He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.  The wife asks. "Are you calling room service?"  "No! I'm calling Tiger Woods to find out what's par for this hole."

One of the funniest scenes ever 😂💔

this lady posted her and her man on TikTok and mannnnn!!I aint never witnessed a positive roast session before 😭🤣😭

Arguably autistic but my mates & I track our pints throughout the year. I’m in last place in danger of relegation with a mere 299 as of today. Front runner is pushing 700.

Twista rapping "Overnight Celebrity" while someone shoots a gun to match the song's beat

Haven’t yet decided if Calhanoglu’s delivery or Zielinski’s shot is the best part of this goal

INTER MILAN'S ZIELINSKI MIGHT HAVE JUST SCORED THE BEST GOAL YOU'LL SEE IN SERIE A THIS SEASON 😦👏 📺 @TNTSports & @discoveryplusUK

What a legend Ian Wright is 👏🤣🤣🤣

I have been in tears all morning this nigga was so ready to fiddle that pooter i’m CRYING

We cannot be the new parents. 😂

This is pure filth.

GAY parking ONLY 😂

Might be a dumb thought but surely dudes back in the Anglo Saxon era used to get ACL’s? Like imagine running into a battle field with speed and snapping your ACL just to see a dude running at you with a sword at full speed. They must of been thinking ACL’s were black magic.

I will post this over and over again... Cows Save The World? Shocking Carbon Study! A groundbreaking study from the University of Nebraska presents a paradigm shift in the climate conversation. The research concludes that raising more cattle is a key to a carbon-negative future, as they are net-positive for the atmosphere, producing more oxygen than the methane and carbon they emit. The surprising prescription? To save the world, we might just need to eat more steak.

This goal easily wins Puskás award in 2025. No debate x.com/CFCBradly/stat…

If Keir Starmer had said before the election that he would remove the winter fuel allowance from millions of pensioners, enforce mandatory digital ID, record numbers of small boat crossings in the English Channel, hammer the disabled with welfare cuts, add inheritance tax to family farms and family businesses causing thousands of them to close, his deputy prime minister dodging £40,000 in tax, council tax & energy price increases, raise university tuition fees, plaster mass-scale solar panels on thousands of acres of prime farmland despite huge local community objections, hand over sovereignty of the Chagos Islands to Mauritius at a cost of £35bn, spaff £30bn of taxpayers’ money on carbon capture machines, give £3bn a year of taxpayers’ money to Ukraine, betray WASPI women, hang out with BlackRock, 50,000 small boat crossings in one year, create a new £50bn economic black hole, increase the overall tax burden to record levels, destroy business growth with national insurance rises resulting in over 200,000 job losses, get exposed for receiving over £100,000 worth of freebies - he almost certainly wouldn’t have won. He duped the electorate. An utterly shameless display of snake oil political salesmanship. And still he lectures all of us in that gratingly sanctimonious manner of his like we are all somehow the problem here.