Brittany DeMauro

‼️ KNOW YOUR RIGHTS WHILE PROTESTING: A THREAD ‼️

@newjerseymemes It is an honor to share this day with you 🙌🏻

@BratKneeD birthday twins!! 🤩

Please only refer to me as Argumentative Mozzarella from now on.

I put my socks on one toe at a time just like everyone else.

@la_dama_luna Thank you 😊

Can someone tell my cats that maybe I want to be the little spoon for once?

coronavirus panic everyone: *gets toilet paper* me: *gets bangs*

I napped at 6:30 so I am fully prepared for Daylight Savings to fuck me up fam

using my nose to tweet this because my cat is sleeping on my other arm and my hand is too small to reach all the letters wyd

I am: ⚪️: single ⚪️: taken 🔘: a central jerseyan Seeking: ⚪️: friendship ⚪️: dates 🔘: acknowledgement of my existence

Idk who needs to hear this but you deserve a burrito

@campoldbitch @karenmurray_ I’m sorry, guys. I guess I need to start posting more burritos again 🌯

@karenmurray_ @BratKneeD Truly, now we really have had some fun with burritos

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I just set up all my lamps on smart plugs and now I have this uncontrollable reflex to thank Alexa every time she turns something on or off. The machines have taken over, y’all.

ok boomer just give me cake

It's so cold I literally want to be in a burrito right now

according to my calculations... ━━━━━━━ ┃ I need a | ┃ Burrito l ┃ | └━━━━━━┘ 7 ┃ 8┃ 9┃ / ┃ ━┛━┛━ |━ ┛ 4 ┃5 ┃6 ┃ + ┃ ━┛━┛━┛━ ┛ 1 ┃ 2 ┃ 3 ┃ = ┃ ━┛━┛━┛━ ┛