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2025 was an unforgettable movie. Happy New Years! 2026 I’m going all out.

@StalkHQ @a1lon9 @SolportTom Mfer said fuck decentralized systems let’s become the banks and not allow anyone to freely buy and sell

.@a1lon9 and @SolportTom, PvP can be solved and we can unlock more high conviction plays. This is a potential solution (feel free to tweak it). You have brilliant minds on your team who can refine and implement this effectively. Introducing: Drip-Sell (Anti-Dump Mechanic) You can implement a maximum transaction limit tied to a wallet-based cooldown. Implementation: 1. A user can only sell 10% of their holdings in a single transaction. Once a sell is executed, that wallet is locked from selling again for a set period. 2. If a whale owns 10% of the supply, they are forced to sell in small increments over several hours or days, giving the community time to absorb the sell pressure without a massive red candle. The downside is lower trading volume, but it also means PvP traders will avoid these tokens since they can’t exit quickly if the market turns. This shifts coins from degen gambles into high-conviction plays. Adios.

@patty_fi remember when bullx first came pout beta and we had the first memescope and he laucnhed on spaces and everyone who had beta got to snipe it and made 20k and it was cool?

If joe exotic wasn’t in your group chats you weren’t ever that locked in

@Ministerr Your heart and wiener

@BreadGiver YOOO What do i give then

It's my girlfriend's birthday today. She's not into crypto. Maybe we can onboard her. What NFT or memecoin should I gift her?

@BagsApp Shut up man

pitch us your project in one sentence

@SolportTom Brother I literally live here

Who’s really locked in with emerging trends and viral content? Post your screen time daily on your phone and why you’re locked in the comments will reach out to a few of you over the next 24 hours. 🫡

@orangie @Pumpfun @TradingTerminal wtf is going on rn??? I WANT TO FUCKIN KILL MYSELF

TODAY. @PUMPFUN @TRADINGTERMINAL

@TateTheTalisman Idk man I did pretty good pretending to be a piece of bread here. I’m sure I could do other shit.

I’m hiring. Won’t give the job description. Post underneath why you think you’re qualified to work for me. 2 positions available.

@patty_fi Brother I hear this all day and just want to kill myself

Guy in the group chat said “guys this coin is sending its at 50k mc now” Other guy said “yup looks like it’s getting crimed” Oh how far we have fallen 🥀

@mikehawk696728 I am very familiar with this coin

@BreadGiver $maxxing is limitless

No one’s talking about the post bull run blues. For those of us who made insane amounts of money, woke up everyday clicked a button and could buy a car, have 0 dopamine rushing through our veins anymore. This isn’t satire it is real. I’m praying for us all.

@patty_fi Ok but is she happy?

Ok did all the dishes while wife’s puting the kids down for story time Wasn’t asked to do so Men take notes this is how you keep your wife happy

@expex_ You cooked too?

@BreadGiver 🙋🏻‍♂️

@BreadGiver It’s not even fun anymore To make money now you gotta be a scammer or have inside information

@KinkyBedBugs Bruh I’m searching legit nothing is hitting lol

@BreadGiver You find it in other shit now Go hit up Joshua tree or big bear and rock out to the nature I promise you’ll feel great

@Timmygspt @apechurch @ApeChainHUB Not if u keep winning man

@BreadGiver @apechurch @ApeChainHUB WEN FREE CRUISE! Comp penthouse we about to go crazy!

I AM GOING TO TAKE YOUR HOUSE MONEY @apechurch! REF LINK IN COMMENTS! ONLY ON @ApeChainHUB

@itsreallyaye Well well well look what I have now

@BreadGiver bro using big words like dopamine and satire, alright unc I see you

@SolportTom @bonkfun Hiring all the rapist was probably not the first best thing to do

In order for @bonkfun to compete at the highest levels again the infrastructure we have needs to be way better. That is why we're aggressively reaching out to people, bringing people on the team etc aggressively even in a bear market. Times are changing and we must change with it, but we need to make sure the change we're doing is the right one the people aka you actually want. I'm aware the main thing people want is number go up but better infrastructure & systems in place will only help that happen and actually help is sustain. We're not there today but we'll be there soon and it'll show.