Bree Essrig

Asking the karaoke guy if I can do the “I am your mother” monologue from Hereditary

Just so we're clear, Israel is now the first state to have an ethnicity-based death penalty since Nazi Germany.

me trying to find the HDMI port on my TV

You're laughing? Kristi Noem just got brutally chestmogged by her husband and you're laughing?

Two crows were filmed eating Rapunzel’s hair at Tokyo DisneySea. The animatronic has since been removed.

Imma jack off all trades and masturbate none

We didn’t fight to work. Women have ALWAYS worked. We fought to get paid.

i been laughing at this video for hours now bruh

What are your favourite music

gun to your head name a- did you just cum

Men dating bisexual women need to realize her sexual fantasy is not a threesome. She wants to peg you.

Can y’all please stop this little rebellion against sex positive feminism? I assure you it’s actually not liberatory to proclaim all heterosexual/penetrative sex degrading to women. It’s really too close to saying sex makes women dirty and impure

"what goes up.. MUST COME DOWN!" i say while crushing my boner with a hardcover book

getting stoned and gooning top 10 human experiences i think

Broccoli…😏

I spent 48hrs desperately hoping the story of the 2-year-old baby being tortured by the IDF in Gaza was fake news or whatever, because I just couldn't face the truth. I summoned the stomach to check the sources & video & honestly, it's cast iron. Utterly beyond depravity.

Scooby was taking the picture

It’s for the best that we’re getting Francesca’s season before Eloise’s because Claudia Jessie ages slower than every single person on that show #Bridgerton

I like the "agriculture uses way more water than ai" argument because it implies that asking grok to put someone in a bikini is just as important as literally eating food

i’ll teach you how to do an australian accent. say this out loud exactly as it’s written have you bean to spice lightly

the sexual tension between me and the alternate reality i daydream about