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@breezy_mathews

Wa state Katılım Ocak 2014
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MONALEO 🎀@themonaleo·
love complimenting women when they out with they man like yea dumb ass nigga u need to KNOW your girl is BEAUTIFUL never ever play with her or u gone die have a good day
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Antidepressant Content
Antidepressant Content@depressionlesss·
Me on my day off not knowing whether I should sleep or make the most of life:
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She-Rage, Princess of Pain
They no longer make this flavor because the majority of red bull drinkers aren’t allowed grapefruit
TK0667@tk0667

Hey @redbull I’m down to my last 3 emergency reserve cans of the best flavor you ever made, stocked up last spring but have seen none on the shelves this year. What gives??

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Brisk
Brisk@BriskQ·
I think you a lil slow if you posting AI pics of yourself
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🦢@damnidc__·
Dave Chappelle said "i got paid 25K when i was 17 and was scared to walk around with it in a backpack cause i never had something somebody wanted. i know they would kill me if they knew i had this money. now imagine having a pussy." Give this man a medal.
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Nithya Shri
Nithya Shri@Nithya_Shrii·
Finding a low traffic bathroom at your job is so important.
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isha@MibshaD·
The birth rate decline is actually a sign of generational healing. Do you know how many of our female ancestors dreamed of having the choices we now have? 🥺
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🤠@heavensbvnny·
Meal prepping is the wildest thing you could suggest to someone with ADHD because as soon as I'm done making a week's worth of lasagna, I guarantee you the last thing I wanna eat is a single spoonful of motherfuckin lasagna.
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💗@ma1ybe·
In reality, progressive feminist‘s only objection to what is happening here is that NFL cheerleaders are not paid a living wage and are often sexually harassed at the workplace. We literally like and support these women more than y’all do, we see them as workers with rights.
Steve@Loverism__

This is Everything the progressive feminists hate

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The Fat Electrician
The Fat Electrician@Fat_Electrician·
There’s no such thing as being polite at a 4-way stop. If it’s your turn, fucking go.
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𝓐𝔂𝓸✯@shefwayo·
when someone is laughing & socializing instead of taking their turn at the board game we're playing
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Ethel Braithwaite
Ethel Braithwaite@Ethelbrait1941·
Never stop saying "dozen" and "half dozen". Never stop using the word you read in an old novella. Never stop using your regional jargon. Don't succumb to an internationalized English stripped of its whimsy and romanticism in the name of streamlining global commerce.
Anon Opin.@anon_opin

I don't understand the point of using the term "dozen". It means 12, so just say 12? It's even worse when people say or type "half a dozen". Just say 6 or six.

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jezz
jezz@JezziiB·
‘Women are adopting AI at lower rates than men.’ Yeah, because we aren’t f*cking fools.
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tess@tessiconic·
A sunny day in Seattle is like injecting crack straight into your butthole
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le.hl
le.hl@0xleegenz·
Boss: "Who can train the new girl?" The dude with a happy wife and 2 kids:
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