B. Mar

pls don't come around me sighing & making weird sounds cuz im not asking whats wrong

If you don’t understand why the Electoral College exists, you are the reason the Electoral College exists.

Girls say shit like “we should execute rapists” then vote to allow ten million people from Imgonnarapeyoustan into their country

@MurrayHillGuy1 Weak. I've nuked my entire life on principle before and ill do it again god dammit. I dont have many hills in my life but every one I do have is the one im going to die on. You better believe that.

The dog in Scooby-Doo pissed me off so much. Oh you’ll do it for a Scooby snack? How about you do it or we’ll have you put down

What your wife really wants for Mother's Day is a giant dumpster so she can rage clean and throw away everything that overstimulates her.

When Pluto was demoted from planet status

i dont even care if its actually a real pandemic this time. the last time was so fake and gay that i would rather die than change even one iota of my behavior

John Roberts after working with a Black woman for one term: “can we change the rules so there’s less talking?”

I could barley hear the movie last night at the cinema due to how loud the changing consumer habits were

The only aliens I want to hear about are the 10s of millions that came here illegally under Biden and what's being done about them. I'll worry about Alf, ET, or the green dudes from Mars Attacks if they come here and decide to stay. Then we can send them back too.

Understand how close we were to the brink. Obama expanded the federal government to unprecedented levels putting us on inevitable track to bankruptcy. Biden imported 50 million illegals to forever change the demographics of our country cementing a forever 1 party rule. AT THE LAST MOMENT, BEFORE THE END, EVEN AFTER RINO OPPOSITION. WE HAVE RESTRUCTURED CONGRESS FOR RIGHT WING RULE. The 2030 census will come and strip California and countless other states to lose more seats. Barely stole victory from the jaws of defeat. It’s a miracle.

The democrats are going to lose House seats because two Supreme Courts said they were racist. I can’t stop laughing.

@rylzdigital Telling my kids this was Napoleon Bonaparte

love to watch a man come into the work he was born to do. unbothered. moisturized. happy. in his lane. focused. flourishing.

How it feels to not recognize a single person here.

You can call me any name you want. I just want my children to grow up in a country that they recognize.

"listen to your body" my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

my problem is i want to be a stay at home mom but i dont want my husband to work either because i want him to stay home and keep me company so what now

Bailout idea for Spirit Airlines: the Federal govt takes it over and uses it to run mass deportation flights.