Taylor

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Taylor

Taylor

@Brocknroll

You do your thing, and I'll do mine while occasionally adding wit and snark. Also known as home to rejected Facebook statuses.

Katılım Şubat 2009
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Dab Flab: the flab under your arm that shows up specifically (but not exclusively) when you #dab.
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I’m starting a candy company & it’s going to be amazing
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WHY ISN'T THERE A #GNOME EMOJI
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You know what the problem with school shootings is? The schools. Get rid of 'em! #GunControl
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Can you imagine if Thoughts & Prayers weren't a renewable resource? PHEW. #SantaFe
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"I like, can't like wait for the #GOT premiere on Sunday" -Fake bitch, hasn't seen an episode.
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I'm like a stand-up comedian, except I prefer sitting down, and I'm not funny.
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Why tell someone you love them when you can just say "Hey babe, you're my #ZaynMalik"
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#KylieJenner is Ladytron's "Seventeen" music video come to life.
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#AdamLevine is a handsome man, I just wish he'd stop skipping leg day at the gym.
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"Stay weird, stay different. And when it's your turn, and you are standing on this stage, please pass the message along." #Oscars2015
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"Disconcertingly attractive faces." #Oscars2015
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"True art, true individual expression, can't be compared, can't be labeled, cannot be defeated...can only be measured by time." #Oscars2015
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