Brock Pressley

I look so cute this morning, I feel ya'll- sorry for flexin

To whoever borrowed my sliding gloves I would like them back, I forgot who i gave them to but I need them.

Wisdom is a consciousness of the neccessity of alertness.

Today I permitted some of my collegues to referrence myself as Charles. #nonewfriends #celebstatus #intelligentalterego

Anyone who would like to be my best friend, I will be home at 8 and it would be really clutch if there were bacon and cheese sandwitches.

When your government chooses a budget over injured veterans please consider the implications. They/You are less valuable then money.

It sucks when you hang up and Immeadeatly feel the need to call back.

Today I wish to partake in capitalism, if someone will wash my clothes weekly I will pay based on how much I like you.

Massive cold front, right outside my covers.

Morning tea on me? Ill b at stone cup till 9:30.

An intelligent individual is easily identifiable by a general reciprocosity of kindness absent in less thoughtful specimens.

Individuals mold themselves to fit the position they feel they are given.

Nightly my dreams compell me to the brink of insanity, so I awake to a cloudy earth with hopes of unminding that which insults my being.

Janga is a beautiful metaphor for life.

@captwilks67 "we know less than 1% about anything"

gummies r back I repeat gummies r back 🍉🍉🍉🍉🌀🌀🌀🌀✨✨

Ive had more food at bluegrass grill this week then everywhere else combined.

Track 29 tmrow! B there

I tweet because I want to say something so bad but have noone to say it to