Butters the barn owl

@davyboy_85 although think I would rather Emma's moaning then petes spotty arse.. ;-)

@davyboy_85 i was perched in a tree and see you holding hands. Ibreds it true I knew it #waittilitellmymum

@Mr_Marley_moo WHAT'S HAPPENING...!!!!

@davyboy_85 is it so your now gay and in love with mr P Knighton..???

@alanwilliams101 arrrhhh hello there me old pal so your back in the town of inbreeds... Are u still banging kurtis in the batty..???

I was shitting all over Essex now I'm a resident of an estate filled with mice and if I'm lucky a baby bambi..!! Hope your good me old pal.💋

@Mr_Marley_moo I'm back and I'm home, found safe and sound with An old couple..!!

Im back and have a new box new wife and more bloody eggs..!!!!

Sorry all wont be tweeting for a while i got to move box, first gotta find one then need wifi fitted...take care all xxx

How is a bird ment to top himself can't pull a trigger as got wings for hands and if i jump from a high place i always land on my feet..!!

Can't help but stare at them headlights. As normal throwing myself at death.. Wont be long hope they burn in hell im dying for a fag..!!

@JBrightlingsea i know its shocking but hey someone's gotta do it..!!!

Thinking about making my car horn sound more like gun shots. I bet people would move out of the damn way then.

Feeling twarny n horny and very slightly moist..

@michaelstreet7 pikie

How cats kill things... Just look into my eyes...!!!!!@Mr_Marley_moo

@UKBieberFeverUK thats what reports are saying not me..!!!

@UKBieberFeverUK Apperently police said there was white powder around his face n nose.. But he died from sucking to much breast milk..!!!

@UKBieberFeverUK Justin's dead..!!!!!

@DeeGeeMusic your fat, your a white boy, your a northern fairy and no one likes your music.. If thats what you call it...#stoner