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@caaptcha

east coast loyalist

penna Katılım Kasım 2020
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chloe@caaptcha·
@buckthebigguy77 Lol this is very much not why! those girls have child faces slathered in fake tan, makeup, extensions in their hair. once they become adults their faces will settle and look entirely different. you are a pedophile
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Buckaroo 🕯✊🏻@buckthebigguy77·
Its scary how young men now are physically stuck at 14 years old when they turn 18 due to lack of testosterone and late bloomerisms,while girls already look like theyre already 25 years old by 17 due to the estrogenic chemicals in our food and water.
Fendigaid@fendigaid

@DukeHerndon The stark physical difference between young men and young women of the same age is severely understated. Relationships with significant age gaps are very obviously biologically advantageous.

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manic nixon dream girl@kennixonette·
squidward is an ageing conservative homosexual, probably with a catholic background. you can tell he resents spongebob for being openly femme even though he himself is a bitchy quеenу gay guy who's too bald and poorly dressed to even be charming with it.
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chloe@caaptcha·
@dumbbitchcap me age 3, my dad waited until i was like 14 to start letting me speed wobble into traffic though
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chloe@caaptcha·
kinda don’t feel like waiting 2 minutes for a song to load anymore! if i wanted to take 3 minutes to listen to something i already own i’d pull the album out and drop the needle.
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chloe@caaptcha·
finally switching from spotify to deezer today after 12 years lol
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soup@s0upworld·
i’m bored, let’s delete our substacks and take a creative writing course at the local community college
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J@journaladjacent·
Boyfriends jerk off when you’re not around because they hate you and they want you to die. He’s beating it to the idea of you perishing in a terrible accident. And when he envisions himself as finally free. That’s when he busts
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chloe@caaptcha·
@escitalodocious @spiroferrer it is the same thing buddy. it’s the same tasks as warehousing and kitchen jobs, all delegated to the same 3 people running a constant skeleton crew. ive worked as a cook and in a warehouse before btw! both also jobs people take up in college/highschool.
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Dietrich Fischer-Deeznuts
Dietrich Fischer-Deeznuts@escitalodocious·
@caaptcha @spiroferrer I worked in a coffeehouse for years and it sounds like either you or your boss didn't take workplace safety seriously tbh The job may not be a picnic but it's way better than a warehouse or even most restaurant kitchens, which is my point
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Spirangelos@spiroferrer·
Baristas literally spend their time in a steamy room pulling levers on dangerous machinery converting a raw commodity into a value added product for near minimum wage and yet every 2 months we decide that isn’t working class bc they have tattoos or something.
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chloe@caaptcha·
the us is still very much in a very authoritarian fascist state but like hearing i’m only gonna see fewer euros…? beautiful. keep it up.
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chloe@caaptcha·
driving in jersey is bad enough. nyc in the summer is bad enough. philly traffic is bad enough. nobody here gaf about the world cup! Stay home and stop telling us about it bitch half of us don’t even know about it
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chloe@caaptcha·
europeans love tweeting about the world cup in tourism in america as if the least enjoyable part of nyc in the summer isn’t the packs of euros and chinese everywhere
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chloe@caaptcha·
always had the vibe we were doing it as some sort of favor, because why would we host the world cup? like 1/10 people here will ever watch a soccer game in their lives. dare i say i’m an american in the northeast who is elated to see less of you
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Werther
Werther@youngwerther123·
The thing about having Puerto Ricans in Pennsylvania is you’re gonna be surrounded by people on “Island Time” without the enjoyment of living on an island.
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