Carol🦂

You're telling me a cis teen built this chapel?

He’s probably eaten more hot dogs than all the previous 266 popes combined

Catholicism:

Not even a recession indicator, a genuine apocalypse indicator

The U.S. watching people in Australia listen to cowboy carter

him: you better not be cunty einstein when i get there me:

the aliens are just now showing face because they want to see the eras tour

ok my only actual Oppenheimer take is that it’s so unbelievably funny to be watching an intense period piece and have to be like “is that… josh peck?”

i wish michael cera as allan could make an appearance in every movie no matter the franchise

are the aliens over 6 foot and fully over their ex because I could be interested

Boys should not have phones

Boys should not have the internet

i love being in STEM (shenanigans, tomfoolery, escapades, and mischief)