Casey

ppl who choose to not use the oxford comma make me SICK

One thing about me. Imma go home😂. I do not care how late, how far, I’m going home.

it’s always “I love you” and never “I bought you the entire penguin clothbound classics collection”

it's really cute when pets sigh. like what ails u lil buddy

whatever i do in the calculator app is between me and god

Snoop Dogg is and forever will be the coolest mother fucker who ever walked God's green earth.

the feeling of forwarding an email you have been accused of not sending is probably the same as winning a duel

The CDC now says a venti iced coffee and two ibuprofen is a balanced breakfast.

Does anyone else have the condition where someone explains a game’s elaborate rules and your mind just becomes a kind of dial tone

the critical low point in every flight when I go through my photos

Sighing loudly at a Hogwarts meeting and saying, “This could have been an owl.”

y’all are pushing me to the jar jar brink

I Hate PENDING Payments. Just Take It So I Can Start My HEALING PROCESS😭😒