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🚨 @B_Fernandes8 is a contender for March's #PL Player of the Month award 👏 Reds, you know what to do 🗳️👉 manutd.co/ORA550Yz2VT

80th minute: 0-1 Southampton FT: 3-1 United Amad ⚽⚽ ⚽ "3 goals in 10 minutes to hand united all 3 points at old trafford"

You can’t always be on the wrong side of history. If you were yesterday, because you were f00lish, today, use your common sense. It’s meant to be used. Don’t be a f00l at 40.

This will forever be iconic

Nigerians think Nigerian Man United fans will leave Bruno and Vote Alex wobi for Premier league player of the month, bro if Bruno is on the ballot on Election Day we’ll vote him for President

I knew a guy exactly like this in my 200L 2nd Semester. He lived in the self-con adjacent my compound off campus, and from Monday to Sunday, it was an endless conveyor belt of absolute top-tier women walking into his room. Sometimes they came at 7 AM and sometimes they came in the evening. Our entire street reached the conclusion that this boy was either using juju or doing male hook-up because no amount of money will make you bring those kind of women everyday without going poor! We held a boys’ meeting under the mango tree in front of my compound. Serious analysis, diagrams were drawn, theories were proposed. Because the sheer volume of top-tier women entering and leaving that small room was simply defying the laws of engineering, physics, biology, and every known principle of “how boys in 300 Level are supposed to move.” The matter got infinitely worse the day I saw my own area crush stepping into his house. I violently needed to know what was going on. One day, my roommate and I finally walked up to his door, using the classic Nigerian excuse of asking if his phase had NEPA light so we could see things in 8k. When he opened the door halfway. We braced ourselves for impact. But, we were instantly hit by a thick cloud of Got2b glue, smell of burnt edge control and hot pressing iron. This our supposed BABA for the GIRLS was standing there in a salon apron, holding a hot comb, and violently melting a 36-inch bone-straight frontal into my crush's scalp. Baba was just a wig installer💀

“I was arrested and dismissed as a Nigerian soldier because of a video I made last year, where I called on politicians’ children to join the military,” ~ Lance Corporal Rotimi Olamilekan breaks silence

Tom and Jerry might be the only cartoon/anime that I’ve watched and liked til date.

Let’s be serious… Anyone still supporting this current administration is your personal enemy.

Tomorrow, I will post the message I sent to Sir dickson on the first day of this case last year and the message I sent to winifred last year. Would be long tomorrow. The wise choice I made was to be neutral since last year until today after it's been evidently clear that the evill done was familyy bound.

I was glued to my TV for a whole week.

"Tinubu borrowed$90 $90B! If we give just 25% to our youth, poverty dies TODAY. $5k per entrepreneur = a job-creating REVOLUTION. Stop wasting billions, start building empires!" - Peter Obi

Adelabu saying the electricity issue is above him is crazy😭😭✋🏿 as in your office work is above your control, your job is above you 😭☹️

Late night finds… Only Bruno can do this at the Emirates ❤️

There is quite literally no debate whatsoever.

🚨 - Joshua Zirkzee on Instagram with Patrick Dorgu: "Oga ❤️" Both have Nigerian parents. 🇳🇬

kate bishop and yelena belova

If you are the man who paid for the food of three soldiers yesterday evening at the restaurant close to Tamando Navy Barracks, Apapa, this message is for you. We were three of us. After eating, we asked for the bill, which was ₦9,600, only for the waitress to tell us that someone had already paid for our food. She said you pointed at us and cleared the bill, then left before we could even see you or say thank you. To be honest, we were surprised and even a bit pained that we didn’t get the chance to appreciate you in person. We don’t know your reasons, we don’t know your story, but what you did meant a lot to us. So wherever you are, we want to say thank you. Thank you for appreciating us. Thank you for your kindness. Thank you for your support. May God bless you, may He continue to shine light on your path, and may you never lack help when you need it. From three grateful soldiers we appreciate you. 🫡🪖 May Nigeria forever be blessed 🇳🇬

My nanny is telling me the twins used 28 diapers from Tuesday night to Thursday morning. No be say diarrhea dey. Na that matter we dey investigate now.

I am following everyone who hates Winifred and her family. Let’s be friends.