Chael Sonnen

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Jorge Masvidal did teach me ONE thing recently Apparently, you can pay for hair plugs with FOOD STAMPS

ZIBBITY ZABBITY BOP!!!

HOOOBAAAHH JOOOBAAAHH!!!!

WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA!!!!!!

Nobody will work your corner because you don't pay them; you ask them to assume a percentage of your debt and They are afraid if they throw in the towel, you will eat it before it hits the floor

PIES start sayin' the ROSARY when you waddle into the bakery

Now go pretend you want to fight somebody else to try to save your dead promotion and pay off your staggering tax bills so you can "succeed" & live in dirt-floor, Favela-Style, destitute misery until you explode on Government Cheese & Dumpster Pixza Crusts I'm getting bored of ridiculing you

You have TWO MAGNETIC POLES

You generate your own GRAVITY

You shop in the "Big and NOT Tall" store

Your OkeeChoBee name translates to "Colby Covington's Floor-Mat"

Your Seminole Indian name translates to "Big Whale Who Sleeps in Cage"

Both the Republicans & Democrats are trying to enlist you because you now register as a COUNTY In Florida

You're gettin' so big SHERPAS can't climb you

Bad News The Governor of Florida has demanded you move inland Your ponderous weight is capable of creating a SINKHOLE In the Coastal Regions which could displace millions of unsuspecting residents

Hey "Ballena Cubano" Congrats on the good news! Your fork has been inducted into the Kitchen Utensils Hall of Fame (Posthumously) It did its best for years under enormous pressure and went out like a soldier

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Did @ChaelSonnen ever rehearse his lines? We had @Josh_HokitUFC on the latest episode pulling double duty as guest and interviewer. 👏 Watch the full episode here 👇 youtu.be/NHCmKFIgXgU?si…

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