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You are buying gas for 1500 per KG, fuel for 1450 per liter but your brain is skewed by bigotry and tribalism. Aye e ti baje

Forget about being set back, do you think you'll survive another 4 years of Tinubu???

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We have spent years being told it is “just a period problem” while our skin, our weight, our mood, and our energy were all falling apart. Today, the medical world finally admitted you were right. PCOS is now PMOS.

Meanwhile Microsoft Word has disabled the ability to autosave your work to the device you’re typing on

Children can’t get protein. Children can’t read. Next gen is cooked. Yet, you back APC.

This IJGB babe near me for BlackBell scream "that's ridiculous" when dem knack am 32k for Special rice, turkey, fish and moin moin. Lol. She no believe her eyes.

Solar owners in Nigeria, let me tell you something nobody is talking about. You spent ₦3M–₦8M on panels, inverter, battery. You're generating 15–20kWh a day. Your house uses maybe 8–10kWh. The rest? It sits in your battery until it's full. Then your charge controller just… stops. Your panels are literally cooking in Lagos sun producing power that goes NOWHERE. Meanwhile, the neighbor next door is spending ₦5,000/day on fuel. The tenant upstairs is rationing between charging her phone and running a fan. The shop across the street closes shop by 4pm because they don’t have gen. You have surplus power. They have unmet demand. There's a 10-metre cable between you. But there's no system to meter it, bill for it, or make it safe. That's what @tspowergrid is. We built the missing layer- a smart metering hub that sits between your solar system and your neighbors. It tracks every kilowatt-hour. Neighbors top up via WhatsApp/Telegram. You set your own price. ₦150/kWh, ₦200/kWh- whatever makes sense for your street. Earnings hit your dashboard in real time. Here's the full picture: THE HOST (you): You own the solar system. You install our Gateway Hub. You become a micro-utility. You earn ₦80K–₦150K/month from 3–5 neighbors. THE NEIGHBOR: They get cheaper power than petrol gen (₦200/kWh vs ₦330+/kWh for fuel). No capital outlay. No generator maintenance. No noise. No fumes. They just tap and pay. THE HUB: Our hardware smart meters at each connection point. It measures generation, consumption, battery state, and billing. All data flows live to our cloud platform. THE PLATFORM: Real-time dashboard. Earnings tracking. Neighbor management. Wallet top-ups. Withdraw to bank. This is the actual business. We're not a solar company. We're a platform company. Solar is just how hosts get onboarded. THE BILLING: Prepaid wallet system. Neighbor loads ₦2,000 via WhatsApp. Meter deducts as they consume. When wallet hits zero, power pauses. No arguments. No "I'll pay you later." No awkward conversations. Now let me address the FEAR: NEMSA just released new guidelines because fire incidents from solar installations are INCREASING across Nigeria. Battery explosions. Inverter overheating. Bad wiring. Mixing old and new batteries. No BMS on lithium setups. Kano's Singer Market burned twice in two weeks- solar battery explosion suspected. ₦5 BILLION in damage. This happens when there's no monitoring. No management system. No one watching the data. Our hub monitors your system 24/7. Battery temp. Charge cycles. Load distribution. Fault alerts go straight to your phone via the web app. This is what "managed solar" means. Not just install and pray. THE BUSINESS MODEL: If you don't have solar → Full Stack package. ₦6M, 5kW system, 3-month installment. Panels, inverter, lithium battery, gateway hub, meters for 3 neighbors, installation, 12-month warranty. If you already have solar → Upgrade Kit. ₦800K+. We add the metering layer, connect your neighbors, and you start earning in days. We take a 5% platform fee on transactions. That's it. You keep 95% of what your neighbors pay. IBPM installers, solar companies, estate managers- we're not competing with you. We're giving your customers a reason to say yes faster. "This system pays for itself" is the most powerful sales line in solar. We make it true. This is not a concept. The platform is live. Data loop is working. First Lagos pilot is being installed. Be your own Power Grid.

The handler of this account is a product of the 100 cut-off mark.

What were we expecting, the holder of the highest office in the land has no academic record.

medical students dey do cakes. mass comm students dey sell clothes. engineering students dey into gadgets. yes, you’re actually hustling, but these are signs of a failing system. how many of your parents had side hustles when they were in school?

Just look at this at a glance and it is even more annoying.

I'm pro prenup... But I find it hilarious how many men (?boys) are excited cos they haven't envisioned a future where their wives get richer than them in marriage lmao.

You’re even going too far. Ani we don’t have stable electricity.

Them gats create one special hospital for Nigerians in uk

Fueling my car the day Tinubu was sworn in = 20k, now 91k. The price I bought block = 250, now 900 The price I bought cement = 3k, now 10k. Local flights were as low as 50k. You really have to be insane to support this gov and I hope that insanity stays permanent with you.

I got 258 in jamb and my dad was unimpressed and pissed. We've sat by and let apc completely destroy every sector of this country.

Aw two future pothole fillers

Fork found in kitchen.

The total mark is 400. So a score of 150 is 37.5%. That’s literally a fail. A score of 100 is 25%. Also a fail. In a globally competitive world, this is all the signs of a falling standard of education.