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hollanov texting pt 38 are you even married if you're not meowing at eachother?
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unknown to shane he has a legion of lesbians willing to kill for him, especially after he invited so many of them to be trainers at the Irina camp that now they practically run the place and shane is just there like "yayy:) my friends are here:)" and its just so many lesbians
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they tolerate ilya and ilya is only a little pissy about it. He's convinced they're trying to steal shane from him. Not to date, but like. some form of adoption, he's /sure/ of it.
He's not wrong, they have a spreadsheet and everything.
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unknown to shane he has a legion of lesbians willing to kill for him, especially after he invited so many of them to be trainers at the Irina camp that now they practically run the place and shane is just there like "yayy:) my friends are here:)" and its just so many lesbians
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I'm convinced Shane is, unknown to him, considered a friend of the PWHL bc he never even considers flirting with any of them (obvi) and they're all like "oh Hollander? Yeah he's fucking harmless, he just wants to comment on your slapshot". Half the league guessed he's gay by 2016
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Today’s pregnant Shane Hollander
thought: Shane doesn’t know what their baby should call him, cause Ilya will be Daddy, & Shane isn’t a woman. But when their baby’s first word is ‘Mama!’ his heart melts and he is henceforth known as Mama or Mama Shane or Mumma when baby’s sleepy
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