Chris Lopes 🍗

Cholesterol has a special place in my heart.

this guy just put the most banger slide on the screen

the ADHD urge to use parentheses in every sentence (because every thought comes with bonus thoughts (and those have bonus thoughts too))

diet coke shortage creates hard men hard men create diet coke abundance diet coke abundance creates soft men soft men create diet coke shortage

in a world full of rooms, be the elephant

gaslighting as a service (GaaS)

"I'm at my limit" emotional or claude?

About to use y=mx+b to figure out the slope of the line you just crossed

- My horses: held - Rome: built over the course of several day - The ice I'm walking on: thick - Bit off: just enough to chew - My Book: judged by its content - My marbles: accounted for - The hand that fed me: unbitten

I hate that this makes sense on every step

i love this app because someone will always say my thoughts and all I have to do is repost & watch them get cooked on my behalf instead 😭😭

Yeah Instagram is bad for our mental health but what about Outlook

Achanak se difference between deciduous forest and evergreen forest ki yaad aa gyi

Earned it. ⭐⭐⭐ #T20WorldCup #INDvNZ

first in my bloodline to relate to a monkey and a penguin so hard

We used to call them Cron Jobs. Now we call them AI Agents. Same automation. More GPU 😁

I love people with ADHD because they never actually forget anything. You just have to say the right words to activate them like a sleeper cell and then they awaken with all of the knowledge on a very niche subject they studied for 3 months straight 6 years ago.

mutual obsession would fix me