Christina Masters
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I have seen a LOT of wacky, unbelievable shit in the last 40 years on this planet - and this might be what it’s all been building up to. I hear the keynote from the reanimated corpse of Raegan being sucked off by Meatbag McConnell isn’t until day 2. #TrumpsZombieArmy #WTactualF
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From fear-mongering of the ‘radical Left’ to Kim Guilfoyle yelling at no one in particular, these were the strangest moments from night one of the #RNC2020
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@realDonaldTrump Everyone displaying symptoms of flu can be tested. Not everyone displaying symptoms of Covid-19 can be tested. Think about that!
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#UA743 Sorry I could not be held on that plane any longer. Seriously UA?! You change your flight crew and then try to prevent me getting off? After 5 hours?
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@Bethenny If you haven’t seen Ozark on Netflix, stop what you are doing now and get on that. It’s intense, dark and ironic. Jason Bateman and Laura Linney make me laugh and feel superior as a parent.
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@themillerdave Well of course- you always get the good stuff
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I hope to inherit that tomato pincushion some day twitter.com/hipsterwannabe…
Greg V@hipsterwannabe
RT if your mom or grandma had a pin cushion shaped like a tomato
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