The Best CN Jokes

@LostPhoenixClan @ClashofClans Chuck Norris beats Clash of Clans every time he logs on.

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Chuck Norris runs until the treadmill gets tired.

A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.

Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.

Climbed Mt. Everest barefoot- carrying two Sherpas on his back.

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

Chuck Norris DOESN'T love Raymond.

"Time waits for no man." Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.

When Chuck Norris throws a grenade, everyone near the blast radius dies. Then the grenade explodes.

Chuck Norris once ate his own birthday cake completely before his friends could warn him there was a stripper inside.

Chuck Norris once got three women pregnant at once- during a conference call.

Chuck Norris can pee his name in concrete. Permanently.

Chuck Norris can pee his name in concrete. Permanently.

The quickest way to a man's heart? Chuck Norris' fist.

In school, Chuck Norris put "violence" down for every answer on math tests and always got 100% because he solves all problems with violence.

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.

Chuck Norris flosses his teeth with barbed wire and uses pepper spray for mouthwash.