Church’s Chicken Drive Thru 🍥

Always go to the funeral. Always go to the hospital. You don't need to know what to say. In times of profound crisis, people don't remember your words, they only remember whether you showed up for them at their lowest moment.

No, no Joe. You wanted this. You said Harris was too left wing and crazy. You backed all these guys. You go down with the ship, cueball.

“why didn’t you buy bitcoin in 2012” me in 2012:

In my mind every work week is a best of 5 and I’m just trying to win the series

BETHUNE COOKMAN UPSETS #24 LSU ON THE ROAD IN BATON ROUGE 🚨

Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. Go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. “What’s for dinner?” Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple $9.99. Subscriptions. Subscription. Overdraft. Laundry. Fold. Text. Text. Text. Clean the house. “I haven’t seen you in a while.” Doctors appoinment. Hair appoinment. Nail appointment. RENT. WAR! GOVERNMENT! POLITICS! THE PRESIDENT!!

Marijuana and coffee is my favorite combination and it's the reason ice mocha lot of weed.

“People visit the rich with gifts, but they visit the poor with advice.” — African Proverb

Sports are great because you get to watch actually talented people do amazing things inside a meritocracy and get rewarded for success and punished for failure — which is the literal opposite of most everything else in American society, especially politics and media.

Alan Watts shares the most profound view on life I've ever heard:

When coworkers are making you overstimulated and you're about to lose your shit but then you remember that you gotta stay sane because you need the money:

Instagram growth gurus are so funny. He can’t use his laptop because he’s holding a drink. He can’t drink because he has a cigar in his mouth. He can’t smoke his cigar because both hands are occupied. 😭

They are pricing us out of life and y’all solution is just to lock in and make more money.

You are not ready for what the camera pans to at the end

At scale, most right wing fears are just "what if you treat us the way we treat you"

Lemme get a "hell yeah"

Pooh Shiesty and Lil Durk are both locked up and facing life in prison for pretty much what they rapped about together in "Back in Blood".

I’ve dreamed my entire life about watching a Final 4 live! I just got here and got to my seat, and based on the view I’ll have to keep dreaming. I can’t see shit up here