Cody Harriman

I need to tweet more, I have so many things I need to express in 140 characters, and exactly 140 characters, I'll use every last one damn it

Shout out to all the narcissistic gay men who date someone that looks just like them #gay #gaymen #boring #dontdateyourmirror

Sometimes I really wish I lived in a walk-in freezer #cantsleep #toohot #ilikebeingcold I need a #chillow or just an ice block to sleep on

#bandwagon , if @HillaryClinton really wants the best for the USA then she should know @BernieSanders is the right choice #dropouthillary

Eating pizza every day, working on the summer beach bod #dadbod is still a thing right? #igotfat

I fucking hate birds. #fuckingbirds #birdsfucking

The birds outside are chirping, what a lovely day! #birds #chrip

Dear autocorrect, we are not friends. Duck you, duck you to ducking hell. You are a worthless punt, till yourself. Live, my.

Fucked = Ducked now, if autocorrect is going to try so hard to stop me from swearing then I say we make ducked the new fucked #ducked

@ProWhites @jepayetonkfc @shanayana I do love a good washing, it's nice to feel clean.

@shanayana want to binge watch #JonStewart sometime and talk about how much we hate white people?

@ProWhites @jepayetonkfc @shanayana fucking little cracker honkies, am I right guys?

@ProWhites @shanayana cool because I've been wanting to go to jail, I really could use having my hole stretched by some big inmate cock.

@ProWhites @shanayana oh thanks for the clarification. In that case, lock me up and throw away the keys.

@ProWhites @shanayana omg that last meme really did the trick, I'm convinced, all the liberal in me is gone, Trump is love Trump is life.

@ProWhites @shanayana well if you rip my world view to shreds will you at least sweep it up after? I have company coming later

@ProWhites @shanayana so utterly ashamed, don't look at me and my personal life and view points, I'm far too embarrassed! 😱😨😰😭😭😭

@ProWhites @shanayana today I learned using memes makes you educated. #TheMoreYouKnow

The best part of waking up, is not the part when you are inexplicably having an anxiety attack the second you're awake #anxiety #stress

#coffee Other people: I have so much energy, Let's be productive. Me: I'm going to die, I'm so nervous, my stomach is going to explode.